ABOUT THE LADY

Hi, I'm Ashlae. I live in Denver but was born and raised in small town Ohio (O-H!). Aside from spending long hours wrangling my toddler (who is easily the best thing I’ve ever baked up), I enjoy lifting heavy things, any film with Wes Anderson's name on it, world travel, orbital mechanics, and Rózsavölgyi chocolate. I do not like mushrooms (although I eat them anyway), #45, personal space invaders, astrology (because science), biodynamic agriculture (because science), or pitting cherries.

I write with my left hand, know every word to Bone Thugs-N-Harmony's Ghetto Cowboy, and have on-demand photic sneeze reflex - which is pretty much the best thing ever.